The Price of Gas (Pt. 5)

I don't drive. So this was news to me, prolly not to the rest of the world, but still badass. You see, the real victims of high gas prices were arsonists. I'm not gonna stalk around at night, burning down buildings when gas is $4.50 a gallon, thank God its back down, I can get back to business.

Cheeeeeap :)
Anybody have any suggestions?