Monday Morning After Getting Doused By Mommy (Pt. 2)

So wet and fucking pissed and feeling like I belonged in the the 7th level of Hell more than the 7th level of Stooze, I dragged myself into my bathroom to find:

Just in case you cant tell, my back is fucking shredded. I was not beaten with a rose bush, nay! All I will say on the matter is that some people just don't play fair, and really should have more control, I don't care what we are doing. Not cool.

Such a good Monday so far!