The O.P.P. Has Just Dropped Into The Bird's Nest. Parlay Time

Step 1.) Get off work.
Step 2.) Travel to Bird's Nest with Hunter after finding some ridiculous construction glasses.
Step 3.) Imbibe.
Step 4.) Whip out the spray cans & throw down a tag to let everyone know who's in the nest, free-hand, on the Beer-Pong table, mid-game.
Step 5.) OutHogBossLaw & take a break cus the paint has got everyone else all dizzy.
Step 6.) Document.

Drunken Xmas Tree

So trying to take a picture of the tree, it occured to me that I was being a shitty photog because I had a bad case of the wobbles. But it all worked out. Sick eh?

Animals + Xmas Lights = ZooLights

Ms. Palmer and I went to ZooLights. Killed my Battery taking so many pics. It was Dope. 'Nuff said.

Tay's Big Fun Fancy Party

Well if Taylor is having a party, you know its gonna be good...
Recap:
Mark and I made creepy masks. We dressed up fancy. A Theatre at the U was rented. I tried {unsuccesfully} to get some booze from the bartender. 3 mixes were made. I ran off with 5 pounds of cheddar popcorn and what must have been 20 pounds of muthafuckin Reeses Pieces. {Oh Please God No More PeanutButtery Goodness. Really I think i have developed an allergic reaction to PB&Life...}

Happy Birthday Mommy!

I dont know how old you are Juila, but it has to be somewhere between 24 and 28 right? Really I'm not sure birffdaygirl, but no matter...

Luvvvv Ya

{& I'm supposed to be normal with these 2 as parents? Yahhhh right}

Cat & Dog Mix {a.k.a. Gucci}

Researchers have finally mixed canines and felines, they call their creation a "Penkingese". Because I'm so goddamn hip and on the cutting edge at all times, I of course have one of these strange looking pets. Yeah, I know. I'm just way too cool. Maybe one day you will get up to my level... ;) [/sarcasm]

Kenneth B. Tillou....Age? 17 Maybe?

So Father needed some snow tires for the BMW he just got. Not a bad idea for a RWD car to have snow tires for the winter around here, but however, what Ken did not need were Rims. I guess he has just always wanted to look like a teenager, props Kenny.

Painting

Check it out Ztay...

Mr. Carter

{In heavy Russian accent}

Little Wayne, Big Time Cash Money Millionaire.
Weezy F, Baby. Key To The Lady, Key To 'Cedes, But Please Say The Baby, Weeds & The Patron, Even In The A.M.s

TAhhh

Meg's 20th BDay

Happy Bday Ms. Miller.

Segrams 7
G&T
PBR



C-c-c-c-commmbo.

Results:

Beggin'

So there is a newish Adidas commercial {Celebrate Originality} where everyone is at a house party, havin a good time in their Adidas. The song playing in the background is the Pilooski Remix of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons' song, Beggin'. This song is too dope. Give it a listen. {It takes about a minute for it to get truely sick.}


And Here is the Adidas Commercial too. Doooope.



You Like? You Better.

Jusssst Kidding

That last post was a ruse. I totally got LJ. She thought I was dead serious. But I wasnt. I dont do heroin. Duhhh. So what was that needlemark on my arm you might ask? Well I had a sore throat, so I went and got a bloodtest for strep/mono done.

Proof Bitches:In the little white room they make you wait in after you have waited in the big waiting room...
The nurse misssed my vein, but dont worry, she made up for it, cus when she found it, it squirted blood as she was pulling out the needle. Awesome.

Bottom Line: Tom doesnt shoot up, and doesnt have strep/mono.

Accuracy is Key

Honestly, dont miss the vein, cus you may not notice for a few hours, but once the heroin wears off and its too late to find another gram to help you sleep, youre gonna be thinking about how you fucked up earlier because your arm will be killing you.That little red dot is on fire.
Fuck.
Somebody call me.

PSA! (Pt. 7)

Its 1am on Thursday Night. Do You Know Where Your Son Is?

If you guessed: Longboarding down Highland Drive in below freezing weather, you guessed correctly!


I now have pneumonia. Thanks for that ride Alex Jeppson. You prick, I'm gonna kill your whole family and make you watch.

2 Things That Made My Thursday (Pt. 6)

First, I saw this way fat pidgeon. So classy. I was dying, it was so fat.
Hehe.

OK, this is even better though, I was at Grounds for Coffee {33rd South, 20th East} & stepped outside to look at the weather. Lo & Behold! Some lady had HIGH CENTERED HER FORD ESCAPE IN THE PARKING LOT NEXT DOOR!!! Ahahaha so fucking funny, its the worst showcasing of driving ever ever ever. Guess how old she was? Her Social Security Number probably has like 3 digits.



I'm glad I dont drive, cus this lady is on the road. How did this happen? She is old. That's it. So bad...

The Price of Gas (Pt. 5)

I don't drive. So this was news to me, prolly not to the rest of the world, but still badass. You see, the real victims of high gas prices were arsonists. I'm not gonna stalk around at night, burning down buildings when gas is $4.50 a gallon, thank God its back down, I can get back to business.

Cheeeeeap :)
Anybody have any suggestions?

Tuesday (Pt. 4)

Dont watch TV at 3am, the ads are really really bad.
This was a product that had the warmth of a blanket but still let you have use of your hands to answer the phone and stuff. Plus, robes are the new thing this season. Get yours. Now.

Everybody, The SNUGGIE:


SUPERSECRETBONUS!!!-- You look like youre in a CULT! Yayyyy




Just thought everybody should know...

Monday Night: Redemption (Pt. 3)

School Sucked. A total waste of my & everyone else's time.

Here's where the day gets better.

• Riding Trax home, I saw a homeless man urinating on another homeless man as the train whizzed {hehe a pun} by.
• Got drug tested. Passed. Julia said she was proud.
• Went to the dorms, and when playing cards were needed for Kings Cup, I remembered that I had a deck of them in my jacket completely randomly. Badass.

So the Dorms were chill, Austin and Leah came and picked me up, which is quite nice. They are on the same brain level, I think they must be in love or something, cus it was that whole, finishing sentences and giggles and making the passenger in the backseat {me} totally sick. Anyways, we went to the UofU, to the dorms, and met up with Sam, Kelsey, Elshia, and some other trippy people.



I visited Candace & Haley, and then, after some drinking games and a cigarette rolling seminar, we headed to the car and departed.



We went to Kelseys Appartment. Kelsey, I love your apartment, its so sick. Leah loves your pussy.


Up the winding sets of stairs, I found myself in an awesome little studio apartment, complete with a 50's style fridge and the best view of downtown I think you can own.










































All in all, it turned out to be a great day.