Hmm, after listening to Steve Salmon--of the WVC Police Department--explain how he and his partner had to discharge 20+! rounds of 9mm and 40cal. ammo into the skull, chest, and car of this tweaker at a 711, I had an epipheny. Well its more of a Dwight Shrute line actually.
Question: At what point do you, as a fucking loser, have to shoot at a cop who prolly has a family and home life and shit?
Answer: When you have 3 pistols, 6 loaded syringes of methamphetamine, a pellet gun, a grenade and 2 FUCKING STICKS of DYNAMITE in your car with you. It also helps that you have been sleeping in your car--which is parked in the handicapped spot--at a 711 all morning in the middle of a 100 degree summer.
I guess the moral of the story is that when you have 2 sticks of dynamite with you, you are pretty hardcore. Haha, where did dude even get dynamite? A Pawn shop? Really buddy? Its dynamite, you are ridiculous. Err, well, you were ridiculous.
More importantly than the moral however, is the result. Liiiike multiple 40cal. bullets lodged in your skull? Makes me want some spaghetti with the red sauce. Mmmmm.
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