Helping The Homeless

So while waiting for the bus on the corner of 33rd and Highland yesterday, I began watching the generic homeless guys asking for money on the corner. Oh yes, I watched him for several minutes, studying him.. He didnt notice.

I didnt have much extra cash, like maybe 5 bucks that was going towards coffee with Keely. Its was ok though. I decided to help this guy with a different kind of change. I went BarackObama on his ass! Yeahhh I brought him Hope and Change.

Unfortunately, he didnt really appreciate it. He told me to "get fucking lost" and then threw away the paper. Sad, some people just dont want help I guess...

Wowwww Not Chill

It was far too foggy last Friday, I couldn't see shit. Walking home past the cemetery from work at 11:30 at night was fuckin whack. I was wearing all black, and pretty sure a car would have never seen me and I would have just been roadkill if the streets were busier. Bonus: cars were driving with lights off to improve visibilty.... Fuck.

I Love People

Ok, so studying in the Marriott Library one day, I passed a man sleeping in a chair. We were in the noisiest part of the library and he was just passed out so hard. His computer was on and everything but he was snoring. Good stooze sire, good stooze. This excellent specimen definitely made my day.

The Life of A Boss: Age 7

Haha Julia dug this one out of the deep depths of her photo collection... Check the kicks.
I look like such a little hell-raiser. [I was]

A Trip To Galivan

So everybody needs to go ice skating at Galivan Center downtown, its way fun, not too pricey, and you can go after getting some dinner. Madi and I went, it was pretty sick, but bring gloves, and dont skate too hard, cus it might be 20 degrees out, but you will still get all sweaty if you tear it up. Thats a fact.

As you can see, Madi is in biggg trouble cus of Rule Number 8. Breakinthalawbreakinthalawbreakinthalaw...

The next day, my knees were the ones who were in big trouble. I had to rail like 6 or 7 ibuprophen.

I am clearly holding on for dear life.

Wife Came, Wife Went. The Pics Remain

I wish my gorgeous wife would just come home for good. But while she was in SLC, it was too fun to see her. Love ya Haley, come back again soon, yes?


{Sneak Attack!}

New Favorite Class

So for this semester, my favorite class has to be HUNTING 2010....

Today we had our first quiz:

We had to track a deer all the way to Presidents Circle, then corner it, and defeat it in a one on one battle, with nothing but bare hands. I got an A...

Hot Cup/Cold Day

Ultimate Coffee Combo:

• Gritts
• Steamy Cup of Joe
• Chilly Day in the Valley

Its a good start to 2009 I think.

Handprints

So while working at Lugano during a busy weekend shift, you must always remember one thing.

When Tom has flour on his hands, dont let him pat your back.

Katie Tinder forgot. Heheh.

It's OK, a customer told her about it like an hour later...

& Now For The Moment Everyone Has Been Waiting For...

HEAR YE, HEAR YE...
THE DAY HAS COME AT LAST,
WHEN TWO TRUE SOULMATES TAKE THE FINAL STEP,
BY OFFICIALLY DECLARING THEIR LOVE,
AND BEING JOINED IN THE BOND OF HOLY MATRAMONY.

MR. THOMAS EDWARD TILLOU
&
MS. HALEY JEAN NALL

ARE TO BE WED

MARCH 20th, 2009
THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING

ALL OF OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE WELCOME TO ATTEND THIS JOYOUS OCCASION, A BEAUTIFUL WHITE (PROLLY A WHOLE KILO) WEDDING, TO BE HELD IN BERN, IN THE HEART OF THE SWISS ALPS.

THE GORGEOUS SMELLS OF ALPINE AIR, THE REBIRTH OF THE YEAR, THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE ON EARTH...
(AIRFARE & LODGINGS WILL BE PROVIDED TO ANY INTERESTED GUESTS)

SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST: LIL' WAYNE
MASTER OF CEREMONIES: HIS HOLINESS, POPE BENEDICT XVI

PLEASE RSVP

Eulogy

Well Goddammit..
Kenneth has passed on to the land of guns, tricks, and crack-smoke. Farewell dear friend. Enjoy Washington DC. Come back in one piece eh? {Oh cool, I look like I'm about to cry}

Tom's Meager Attempt @ Painting

Well its all finished people.
So here it is, a piece depicting Lil' Wayne that I gave to Ms. Palmer for Christmas...

Specs:

20x20 Canvas {MY FIRST PIECE ON CANVAS EVER!!}
Spraypaint (Yellow), Acrylic (Orange) & Sharpie (Black)


What does everyone think?

You Know What Area I'm Reppin'

Just my Area. EMC.

New Year's Day Skiing With The Misses

So after staying up all night on NYE, what is the logical thing to do? Go skiing of course. Cus who doesnt love going really fast down a hill while deliriously tired? Ms. Palmer is the accomplice. We both passed out for like 2 days after. Tahhhh still pretty fun.

The O.P.P. Has Just Dropped Into The Bird's Nest. Parlay Time

Step 1.) Get off work.
Step 2.) Travel to Bird's Nest with Hunter after finding some ridiculous construction glasses.
Step 3.) Imbibe.
Step 4.) Whip out the spray cans & throw down a tag to let everyone know who's in the nest, free-hand, on the Beer-Pong table, mid-game.
Step 5.) OutHogBossLaw & take a break cus the paint has got everyone else all dizzy.
Step 6.) Document.

Drunken Xmas Tree

So trying to take a picture of the tree, it occured to me that I was being a shitty photog because I had a bad case of the wobbles. But it all worked out. Sick eh?

Animals + Xmas Lights = ZooLights

Ms. Palmer and I went to ZooLights. Killed my Battery taking so many pics. It was Dope. 'Nuff said.

Tay's Big Fun Fancy Party

Well if Taylor is having a party, you know its gonna be good...
Recap:
Mark and I made creepy masks. We dressed up fancy. A Theatre at the U was rented. I tried {unsuccesfully} to get some booze from the bartender. 3 mixes were made. I ran off with 5 pounds of cheddar popcorn and what must have been 20 pounds of muthafuckin Reeses Pieces. {Oh Please God No More PeanutButtery Goodness. Really I think i have developed an allergic reaction to PB&Life...}

Happy Birthday Mommy!

I dont know how old you are Juila, but it has to be somewhere between 24 and 28 right? Really I'm not sure birffdaygirl, but no matter...

Luvvvv Ya

{& I'm supposed to be normal with these 2 as parents? Yahhhh right}

Cat & Dog Mix {a.k.a. Gucci}

Researchers have finally mixed canines and felines, they call their creation a "Penkingese". Because I'm so goddamn hip and on the cutting edge at all times, I of course have one of these strange looking pets. Yeah, I know. I'm just way too cool. Maybe one day you will get up to my level... ;) [/sarcasm]